My New Personal Hero

I found it pants wettingly funny that the Strib closed it's article with the fact that Norm calls his Dad his personal hero. The irony is brilliant! He uses a "I respect my father" line to dodge his lack of military service, but now we see what he was really talking about. He respects a man that can live in a different state than his wife and have sex with women half his age. Now that is a personal hero that seems well suited for the Norm.